Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

Mental Bloatware

When you ask a question, but the person answering keeps switching to irrelevant topics/events between the response that overloads your memory and derails the question itself. This oftentimes causes you to ask the question again repeatedly or even forget it yourself.

An example of Mental Bloatware is Joe asks his mom what's for dinner, before going into a tangent about her childhood that eventually derails into her talking about various unrelated topics. AS a result, you sternly ask her the same question repeatedly until she gives answer, or you give up

by CuteRobotLover September 11, 2025

mental melty

when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah

Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.

by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023

Mental bakedown

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.

Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾

by sugaraddict January 4, 2019

Boy's Mentality

Speaking of a grown man who acts and plays games as if he was young. A very playful, annoying, and simple minded male. A male that tends to not know how to navigate adult hood.

How are you a grown man with a "boy's mentality"?

by MsHoneyPooh March 8, 2024

Mental

You. Do you really need to search this? If yes then why?

Mental-you

by dell sucks November 17, 2020