Dumb idiot bum

Yasmine F.

Me : I failed science class
My friend : you dumb idiot bum

by Yeah but it is y February 2, 2019

little idiot box

A name millenials give to anyone who even thinks about using a cell phone

Hey! But down the little idiot box or I'm taking it to the front office!

by conjuguemos October 26, 2019

Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

Bi-idiot

Someone who voted for Biden, typically believes that Biden is anti-racist despite all evidence pointing otherwise. Really only voted for Biden because "orange man bad". At most only knows 1 of Biden's policies.

Them: "I don't care if Joe made history for having the most executive orders in his first week. And I don't care that thousands and thousands of people lost their jobs because of him! Orange man bad! Dictator good!"

Any rational person: "You are just a Bi-idiot."

by Nevervoteblue February 19, 2021

Captain Idiot

the definition of captain idiot is when you see Lex Luthor or Donald trump

hey loo its captain idiot

by Walking Lie August 4, 2021

brow blind [idiot]

One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.

Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"

by sudra21 January 29, 2009

the forum idiot

seems to think freedom of speach is a licence to write whatever old nonsense he or she likes, yet doesnt grant this luxury to anyone who dares disagree with them. Harbours some pretty abhorrent views on minorities, but usually stops short of actually admiting their true feelings. Gets incredibly angry when reading sensationalised tabloid headlines, believes everything they have ever been told by anyone. Trys to end debates with "well thats your view!!!!!", probably punctuates posts with an insane amount of smilies

arrrgghh! I saw a muslim (well he looked muslim :-) :-( ) park in a disabled bay today, with his bleedin boyfriend!!!!!!! :-()()()()( :-xxxx I DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT JUST GO AND LIVE IN RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!! the forum idiot

by baggadagger44444 March 25, 2010