German

He’s a Mexican with a height disadvantage and has a carrot penis.

German is the guy in nugget porn.

by Hdhdhehdjdjsj October 8, 2019

German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist

“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”

by Jim reeve March 20, 2019

German

The most feared language among the swedes.

TOTAL AUSROTTUNG German lol

by Iupiter the WE-EB January 29, 2018

German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.

I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .

by LyssaMFB November 5, 2022

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass

"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"

by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019

German

Sexual act involving feces.

Guy 1: soo what are you're plans for the weekend?

Guy 2: you already know I'm about to visit my favorite hoe , cause she really knows how to lay that german all over my chest.

by skeetsket March 2, 2021