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Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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fake skinny

when people are only thin because they smoke cigarettes and drink coffee constantly but never workout and are actually very unhealthy
that breezy look fit but she jus fake skinny!
by shannonjg January 18, 2011
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fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.
Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014
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Fake People

Fake people are people who will act like your friend to your face but they talk about you behind your back.
"Yeah, I know. That girl is so fake. Tired of all these fake people.
by Z😂🤣😅 February 27, 2019
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Fake depression

Usually some kids who think they are depressed and edgy for listening to Billie Eilish. The often make cringey posts about how they are so depressed and trapped.
Did you see Emily’s gacha video?

Yeah, why?
Its so cool to be depressed!
No, no its not its fake depression
by Napstablook_the_ghost May 28, 2020
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fakebook

1.The underlying phonyness of services like myspace and facebook. It comes from knowing very little about your 'friends" other than that they are drunk party sluts or losers that pose for themselves.
2.Any religious doctrine
-"Hey did you talk to that cute girl?"
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody
by Mr. Debonair May 22, 2006
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Fake Anorexic Girl

Person who walks like a duck because their legs don't touch each other. Weighs approximately 2 pounds on normal days. 1 and 1/2 on skinnier days. Has slept with more than eleven guys in a period of 2 months. Hated by all because of fakeness. Laugh makes you want to hurt a baby. Hair reminds you of a box. Clothes reminds you of a wanna be toddler. The makeup is caked on her face. Face: UGLY.
Kelsey Mehrer is such a fake anorexic girl
by YeahYouKnow. November 21, 2010
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