dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada

1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"

by laddrink November 6, 2022

DildoHead

“A person who such a lame and complete fucktard that is so obsessed with being right in politics that they are like the head of a dildo, always getting fucked from the choices they continue to make.”

“Kenny wants to tell you something; your wrong about everything you’ve ever known and his superior knowledge of our political system is fucking incredible. He also wants have sex with Elon Musk so badly and have little cyborg babies with him so they can take over the world together”

Me: … Wow, what a fucking Dildohead…

by CaptainPorter148801 November 16, 2022

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Dildo

Big rubber schlong

1: did you see that dildo
2: u mean a big rubber schlong

by Weiner man10w0389201 December 24, 2022

Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

Dildo

A toy to masturbate that looks like a penis or different shape

Girl 1: let me get her dildo!
Girl 2:is that my penis?

by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023