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Commuter Cooter

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves
by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024
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computition

Monopolies in the computing industry fail to stimulate computition.
by Shapeless March 21, 2024
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Cospute

Brainstorming with friends without the use of AI, internet or dictionary/thesaurus.

Ideas and solutions must be organically thought up without the help of literary external resources.

Strangers and people are an acceptable source.
My friends and I have to cospute at work to find the best solution.

While cosputing, we figured out a solution to our problem.

The consputes we had during work helped form a plan of action.
by Keg St James March 8, 2026
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Computational Bias

The philosophical bias that asserts that only things which can be measured, quantified, or processed by a computer are real or matter. If you can’t put a number on it, it’s dismissed as irrelevant. This bias devalues subjective experience, emotions, art, and any form of knowledge that doesn't fit into a spreadsheet. It’s the worldview of someone who thinks a person's worth can be calculated by their resume and their feelings are just faulty data.
Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."
by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026
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conputer

chatgpt mistyped
Are you OK?
Conputer.
by GordFT January 25, 2025
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conputer

chatgpt mistypes like a dumbass
Are you OK?
Conputer.
by GordFT January 25, 2025
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Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.
She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
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