Alfie K

Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top

Alfie K is a nonchalant dreadhead

by randomrndm January 13, 2025

Alfonsed

When you or someone else mistakes another person for looking like the fictional character Alfons Åberg från Alfons Årberg.

My friend Aksy got cum in his pants after realising that he had just been Alfonsed by a guy named Alfons.

by Joe Joens January 29, 2025

alfrazan a. sali

an extremely good and fun person

you are very alfrazan a. sali

by evc111 February 8, 2025

alfalsism

the belief in or practice of intentional and selfish disregard for the well-being of others.

Eliminating benefits for those in need because one is not in need is an alfalsism

by unhumanOne February 21, 2025

Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Alfie Cijoy

He is a pretty cool guy, he is 6'8" and hates period cramps and loves women's rights.

Alfie Cijoy is so sigma!!! *as he walks non-challantly*

by jlkadsjkadsadskjl March 13, 2025