by tahlias a hottie January 06, 2008
The savor of a women whose vagina's are getting raped. Usually gives women a fuck only if they're hot. He flies around looking for any villains committing a sexual contact crime. He works with penis girl the savor of penises when men are getting raped by women. They work together to defeat sexual crime and to destroy their evil nemesis IRON DICK who has a dick 10 to 12 feet long metal dick with unknown technology. (do not protect he cities from regular crimes for example: bank robberies).
Oh no, my vagina's getting raped ahhhhhh. Oh look up in the sky. Is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no, it's Vagina Man!!! yay
by you dont gots to knows June 11, 2009
by ---SeX--- April 22, 2004
by EthanMichaelMiller April 20, 2010
by Jack rabbit43099 October 31, 2009
A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.
If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:
Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail
If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:
Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail
Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"
Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"
Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"
by Rexperience January 07, 2010
A hotdog that has been cooked in a microwave until it splits down the middle. The center is then filled with mustard, mayonaise or your favorite sauce.
We were going to roast some wienies, but since we had no matches and no buns we decided to pop them into the microwave and make vagina-dogs.
by Handy Fuse February 15, 2008