Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

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[slit-stopper]

slang for a NuvaRing, a vaginal contraceptive

When I take my slit-stopper out of the fridge, they make my cervix cold

by ToxicColledgy March 9, 2009

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The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".

"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."

by That's Why They Call Him Grodee November 30, 2003

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slither

slither - to do something sneaky or to steal or trick someone

I to slither out of the house because I was grounded.

by Sheariah April 18, 2006

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Banana Splits

The Banana Splits--four zany animals-- were the hosts of this children's variety hour which first aired in 1968. The Banana Splits features cartoons, live action and no violence.

Did you see that episode of the Banana Splits last night?

Hell no, the Banana Splits have been off air since the '70s, idiot.

by Chris Dixon April 18, 2005

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