Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.

Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"

by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker May 10, 2018

Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual

did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning

by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 30, 2019

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

yellow spooning

when you spoonin up on someone and release a warm stream of urine unto them. typically the small spoon party moans sensually

this guy was yellow spooning me last night and i'm not gonna lie, i didn't hate it

by rolo.sandwich December 18, 2019

Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 01, 2022

Spoon

A spoon is someone that is horny, a simp, or someone that does many other things that make them not a chad.

Damn, that guy named "cummywhitesocks" on discord is a real spoon.

by ChaddestChad November 27, 2022