pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Pimp to Limp

Refers to what happens when you go to do your girl doggy-style and she didn't wipe properly. The smell of nasty gets all up in your business and you lose your erection.

Hey man, I totally went Pimp to Limp last night cause my bitch didn't wipe her ass man.

by S Triple B July 31, 2013

pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.

"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"

by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013

Pimp Daddy Syd

Pimp Daddy Syd is actually just Sydney but her true friends know her like that. Sydney is a gorgeous and loving and talented friend who doesn't know how amazing she is and how loved she is. She loves The Perks of Being a Wallflower and would actually marry a cat if given the chance even though she's allergic. Anybody who meets her better hold on tight because if you get the chance to get close to her it's rare and she's literally fucking perfection so hold on, it's worth it. She's worth it. ilysm Syd.

"Have you met Pimp Daddy Syd?"

"No, but I heard she's kinda perfect."
"Hell yah she is."

by PizzaForPrez November 15, 2014

pimp paper

Cash, money made from your hustle

The Earring Man was strutting around town spending that pimp paper!

by CubanDonk February 20, 2015

pimp juice

Pimp juice is something that attracts the opposing sex. It can be anything from money to intelligence. It is also an energy drink some rapper owns.

Sarah's pimp juice is totally her money. With out it, no guy would be interested.

by creampuffs April 19, 2015

pimp kitten

A female who often times carries baby powder to slap her hoes with ease. Known for being adorably petite and playful, yet highly aggressive when needed. Where the Gorilla Pimp uses brute force the Pimp Kitten uses finesse. She may be the tinniest Pimp ever but she has earned mutual respect from the Pimp Community with her catlike reflexes.

Did you see that woman stab that hoe in the neck with her Louvoutin?! She must be a Pimp Kitten for real!

by GorillaPimp October 7, 2015