Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
by nxghthawk October 1, 2023
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can also be used to refer to when someone is new to a job and it is causing a lot of anxiety/depression/sadness etc.
can also be used to refer to when someone is new to a job and it is causing a lot of anxiety/depression/sadness etc.
by we make useful shit up November 2, 2023
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A partisan media outlet that peddles filth, child pornography, anti semitism, hate filled content, blasphemous content.
Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.
Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.
Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.
Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.
by Maryam Nawaz December 25, 2023
Get the Neo News mug.Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
Joepy: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
Get the Joepy News mug.Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
David: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
Get the Joepy News mug.Hym "Yeah, hey, not news bae. You got an owner or you trying to find one? Because... I can make a trip to petsmart... But I'm glad you're totally fine with people being used with their consent. Super consistent. Makes me feel better about the whole 🍆😭 Thing. But whatever. Think about it. I'll just be waiting patiently in line for my shot at the Taylor Swift booty."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2024
Get the Not news bae mug.The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election
John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off
by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023
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