To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004

Mike Follett

The center of the Shitabyss

He who looks into the Shitabyss will see nothing but the reflection of Mike Follett.

by joshua power June 27, 2009

Icey Mike

Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.

My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.

by UncleShags September 5, 2008

mike jones

tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.

mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about

by dj mike April 20, 2005

Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008

dirty mike

slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis

Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.

by ragztoriches August 20, 2009

muddy mike

V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.

I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.

by booboo June 18, 2004