Attending A Magic Course 

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship

Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........

Attending A Magic Course by Rev D July 3, 2009

Second Hand Magic

The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson

Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”

Second Hand Magic by Randy Mead November 18, 2019

bitch magic

Extreme amounts of luck that allow an unskilled person to win a contest against a highly skilled person. Although bitch magic can also occur between people of similar skill levels. Also considered luck.

Alberto Contador's bitch magic caused Andy Schleck's chain to fall off during the 2010 Tour de France.

bitch magic by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012

Duck Magic 

The best type of magic ever. It can only be performed by "magical beast man," unless he teaches you it. Magical beast man was given Duck Magic powers when he found Muhammed King Tut (That famous mythical dude) living in a cave on fairy island. Duck Magic can summon survival guides, evil zombie Back To The Future fans, small blue cars and maps of fairy island. If you want to teleport to magical beast man, you will need to do a Nunji Ritual that consist of singing "The Summer Song."

I was driving my car without concentrating and I ran over a Jolly Göttinger going 88 miles an hour. Suddenly Duck Magic occurred because he stood back up and walked away, though his guts were hanging out.

Duck Magic by MrWrightFan26 July 29, 2018

Open a Box of Butt Magic 

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.

*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"

Open a Box of Butt Magic by Derek Simons aka D-rock aka Sir Danks November 9, 2008

puff the magic dragon 

A song by the vocal group Peter, Paul, and Mary from the 1960s. Widely believed to be about smoking marijuana, sources claim it was really just meant to be a song about a magic dragon.
Either way, it became imprinted in the minds of many little kids sitting around campfires.

Ex. "I was in the mall and I heard this little kid singing "Puff the Magic Dragon" over and over again... man was it annoying!"

puff the magic dragon by andriod5 August 27, 2005

black magic

1) using spells or psychic abilities to manipulate the powers of the universe to serve your own interests. Frowned on by most people since sometimes involves hurting somebody else or you will get you wanted but it will come true in a way you didn't expect or have bad consequences that come with it
2) A fancy brand of chocolate
3) A brand of "smokeable incense", along with "Spice", "K2", or "Happy Hour". These blends are now illegal in most civilized places.
4) old school Slayer song
5) great sex with a handsome black man

1) Stacey tried a black magic spell her grandmother showed her and several weeks later the girl who was bullying her was killed in a brutal car accident
2) I got my girlfriend a box of Black Magic, she better give me some later.
3) One hit of that black magic and I feel very weird
4) Slayer played their song "Black Magic" and the crowd went apeshit
5) While most white boys were okay in bed, the only thing that could truly satasfy Katie was some of Shemar's black magic

black magic by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013