Cooked Grenade 

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

Cooked Grenade by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

Cookie Jenny

BEAUTIFUL

You are beautiful Cookie Jenny, Accept it! :)

Cookie Jenny by Creator of the Jennys October 17, 2012

cookie trail 

Its the line that leads to your "cookie" aka vagina

You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl

cookie trail by Amrakkp November 20, 2016

Cookoolockhead

When a person is being crazy, weird, a dork, being silly, or acting odd.

im a cookoolockhead also known as a dork

Cookoolockhead by Tiger Love January 16, 2017

cookiezi 

Based osu! god who's used to define someone really good at everything.

"Wow man, you're such a Cookiezi on this!"

cookiezi by free mutual March 23, 2017

Cookie jar prostitute 

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

Cookie jar prostitute by anonymous April 25, 2017

Cookieookieitus 

Being afraid of any cookie unless it was made by grandma.

Did you hear about that kid at school that was diagnosed with Cookieookieitus, Apparently he was terrorized by a bunch of normal cookies during lunch.

Cookieookieitus by problemlemon September 27, 2017