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Twat Waffle
The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
Twat Waffle by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
Awful Waffle
None of the below definitions have it right.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.
Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.
*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.
Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.
*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
Awful Waffle by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009
Go eat a winky waffle
A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
Go eat a winky waffle by Lady Monday November 4, 2006
Mexican Waffle
After eating mexican food and while wearing a sombrero,a man lays his taint along his partners nose and stretches his scrotum over the mouth, all the while he rocks back and forth while screaming, " Ay yay ay yay ay".
Mexican Waffle by Harry D. Ballsack April 7, 2007
Mexican Waffle
A breakfast version of the Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) popular in the resort villages of Cabo San Lucas.
Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.
The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.
Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.
The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.
Mexican Waffle by Andrew Sundberg November 27, 2010