meal ticket

another name for sugar daddy.

LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!

NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.

by gotmurc June 28, 2016

Tickled his wiener

When something is said or discovered that unexpectedly intrigues you or grabs your attention.

Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.

by Bpopp August 26, 2013

Ticklemytesticless

A Selena fanpage who doesn’t even post 🤨✋🏼And some random girl that a Selena impersonater likes

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by Copper grace February 12, 2021

Willy tickler

A female who likes to "string someone on" meaning she acts as though she would fuck the male, blow the male or even date the male when really she is not interested. See also 'cock tease'.

example 1:
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?

example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.

by BennKay October 12, 2009

idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010

Sky Tickler

A building or piece of architecture taller than an ordinary building, but not tall enough to be considered a sky scraper.

"Wow, Detroit has a lot of sky scrapers! Look how tall they are!" - Tourist
"Those buildings aren't as tall as normal skyscrapers. They look like sky ticklers instead." - Detroiter
"Oh, ok." -Tourist

by The Lovdahlinator May 14, 2011

African Tickler

When a man usually African American with a beard is performing cunninglus on a female and his beard tickles their anus causing them to body slam the man's face.

Tyrone: Hey Fred, I just totally gave your mom an African Tickler and she busted my lip.

Fred: Your gross man! Get the hell away from me!

by BiGdAdDy15973 February 5, 2012