John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023

soft lowercase f

Soft Lowercase F is the best person to ever deserved by her pet, Jae. She shall win all awards and be the number one!

Person 1: Ever heard of Soft Lowercase F?
Person 2: Uh, yea?
Person 1: She really makes good content! You should subscribe to her in YT!
Person 2: Okie Dokie!

by CoroTheCatto December 3, 2022

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.

I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.

by belairjeff December 9, 2022

Soft seen

Reacting to a message with an emoji rather than replying. Often considered less aggressive than leaving someone on seen.

I felt bad for Tom so I gave him a soft seen so I don't hurt his feelings.

by Terry Thinge December 22, 2022

Soft

A slang term for cocaine. Coke is soft, crack is it's opposite: hard.

"Hey Tony, you got any soft? I'm looking to get twisted tonight "

by Ealsa345 July 2, 2023

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023