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jailhouse short

not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.

comes from northeastern u.s. slang
Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"
jailhouse short by VRB January 19, 2006
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Kick your short friends

This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.
Yo kick your short friends!

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

National bully Short people day 

On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties
Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie

Balled Short 

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.
The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
Balled Short by Nutlee January 5, 2011

travis short 

Travis Short he is a very charming guys usaully a light brown skin he know how to give it to a girl trust me he can go down and not come up.
Girl1: have you seen the new kid at school Travis Short
girl:2 yeah apparently hes really good at everything
girl:1 yeah i heard that too
hes really hot and has light brown skin and he can treat the booty
Don’t send nudes 9-short
9-short by gLu bOy June 7, 2018