Self High Five

to touch your index fingers and thumbs together to make a diamond shape with those fingers. Then keep the rest of your fingers straight out.

Started by Former WCW wrestler Diamond Dallas Page or DDP for short.

DDP did the Self high five after winning a match against an opponent from NWO.

by Someguys April 10, 2010

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

self assisted euthanasia

1. Refers to suicide , used when you want to say the word less direct.


Add more to this... i can't think of anything else...

1. He just did a self assisted euthanasia

by akimbomidget December 13, 2004

Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

me bad self

to assert ones authority and highlight there skills.

stop folling dogs ya best check me bad self.

by Iazais and Ashlizzle November 27, 2003

Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

by yanorglu March 2, 2009

self-fulfilling prophecy

When a false or true statement is said about someone enough times, it eventually becomes true.

If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and act like a bitch.

by icehot15 October 17, 2014