piss happy

the state of being so happy you could just plotz. you hit that breaking point of joy where you lose control of your bodily functions.

"my mom said she'd give me the mustang for my birthday...i could piss myself"

"jonathan finally got some ass from brittany...look at his face...he's definitely piss happy."

by Brittnasty, the Mad MC January 23, 2006

piss biscuit

Deodorant cake hung on rim of toilet bowl.

It's about time to replace the piss biscuit.

by Trish O. November 1, 2002

piss mop

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.

man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.

by horizar March 22, 2005

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

Pissing around

A day of relaxation interrupted by frequent bouts of binge drinking, pub crawling, increasing visits to the toilet, punctuated by casual screams and groans, ending up sleeping on the floor nexT to the bed snoring and fully clothed.

Leta go pissing around this weekend for a change?

Yes i need that relaxation

by JAJBP July 8, 2017

Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).

Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.

by The Crawling King Snake March 7, 2014

Piss Chills

The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.

Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.

by qwert333 January 9, 2011