Definitions by qwert333
Poop Flush Wipe Flush
When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.
Poop Flush Wipe Flush by qwert333 January 9, 2011
Apple Whore
A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.
Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"
Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"
Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"
Apple Whore by qwert333 January 9, 2011