furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

Chocolate Clown Pie

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003

Gonzo Mud Pie

When you transition from shitting into a girl's mouth to packing her shit filled mouth with your flacid penis. A Midwest speciality growing rapidly out of Minneapolis, MN.

Dudemanbro, I just dug up that one bitch we gave the Gonzo Mud Pie on Halloween and she's still wearing that same fucking costume.

by Humarrogance January 17, 2009

Anal Cream Pie Surprise

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.

"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013

sweet apple pie

a nicely glazed butthole

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie

by Doubleda December 4, 2015

Finger Pie

The olfactory reward of groping inside a girl's vagina in a dark, windswept bus shelter.

I gave Brigettte finger pie after school.

by jlennon1940 April 25, 2009

high as a nigga pie

when your so ripped that you find daytime television entertaining

whoaa check that guy out hes as high as nigga pie

by Fitz October 9, 2003