Mefford

1. A perfect person in every way and is very sexy and a great kisser.

M/1Wanna go talk to Joey Mefford?
M/2Mefford?
M/1Yea why?
M/2Na he is to perfect.

by Dillon Griffin August 27, 2008

muff melter

After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.

"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"

by suckerpunch99 September 26, 2006

Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.

Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!

by Andrew May 1, 2004

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

meffawep

the name description given to a woman who literally "screams" while having an orgasm

most meffaweps are dirty WHORES!

by seth johnson January 23, 2004

Muff Duck

When one avoids or otherwise escapes from a less than attractive female.

Guy A: My GOD she was ugly and she was trying to make out with me so I muff ducked her.
Guy B: You what?
Guy A: I got the hell out of there.

by MuffDucker November 8, 2010

Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013