by Johnnykilla September 6, 2025

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Erica: Yo Tamera
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why
Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why
Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!
by Jayyythecoach December 19, 2020

Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.
by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019
