Johnny Derp

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023
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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021
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little Johnnys ant 123

small is what you are you're age is between 1-3
you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious
by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024
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Johnny

A man usually southern who has a big one.
Erica: Yo Tamera
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why

Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!
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Johnny

Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.
Boy: do you know a Johnny?

Girl: oh yeah! He’s so cool!
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Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "
by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019
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