Evan

Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being

Evan was doing jabol yesterday

by Evanthegreat June 7, 2021

Evan

Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.

Evan likes to take car keys

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021

evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021

evan

scientificly cute

science proves that evan is cute

by salad nblm August 2, 2021

evan

evan is cool, funny, strong, pretty…cool, like to work out, not ugly 🤢🤮, and an actual lunatic.

who’s that person. he’s so funny
that’s evan.

by chicken dads August 14, 2021

Evan Stockman

Just a very sexy man

Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot

by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021

evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire

evan peters is my husband.

by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021