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A misspelled word for Jakol meaning Masturbation.
"Sino ba yung pinagjajabolan mo"
"PUTA! WAG KA MAGJABOL!"
Jabol by anonymous January 5, 2021
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a.) A random expression for those who don't know what to express or how to respond to someone.

b.) Literally, it means masturbate. (The first definition is funnier)
ex. 1
Person 1: Hey, did you answer the Math homework?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Did you?
Person 2: ...Jabol.

ex. 2
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Jabol.
Jabol by dredre26 March 9, 2022
tanie wino (sok + spirol) 4,0 z³ w Polsce najlepsze wino marki wino <lol>
Ej no ziom skocz no po jabola
jabol by DuchPL March 11, 2005
.Jabol is a slang used to describe a moron or either one of your friends after he acted stupidly
Moreover, If someone can not understand simple Instructions while forcing you reapting yourself, no doubt - you should tell him he is a Jabol.
"Tom you better get your dick out of the toaster, you little Jabol"
Jabol by Nehoray August 4, 2018
Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015

jablonoscope 

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).
There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*
jablonoscope by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018
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