Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey
Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004
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bumpin sound system
1. a system that turns the ordinary mundane party into the extra kickthefuckass armerica party
2. im not sure but it gets girls wet
2. im not sure but it gets girls wet
hot girl one- "yo bitch lets head over to betas, they have a bumpin sound system"
hot girl two - "oh fuck yea im wet just thinkin about it"
hot girl two - "oh fuck yea im wet just thinkin about it"
bumpin sound system by MREIGN October 8, 2009
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Bumped the House
The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.
Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.
Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
Bumped the House by Daylorb January 8, 2010
Bumpy Helmet
Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."
Bumpy Helmet by Fergloch August 25, 2010
bumping crustys
bumping crustys by willevans1972 April 19, 2011
Bumper Ride
The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.
Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.
Bumper Ride by mangledsaxon May 26, 2012
bumpy rumpkins
A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.
Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.
bumpy rumpkins by Debocalypse July 2, 2014