peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.

"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"

peener bumps by trouble cock April 9, 2009

fuzz bumper

1. A lesbian 2. A woman who likes to bump fuzz.

fuzz bumper by Sammy Jenkis January 23, 2003

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

bumpin sound system

1. a system that turns the ordinary mundane party into the extra kickthefuckass armerica party
2. im not sure but it gets girls wet

hot girl one- "yo bitch lets head over to betas, they have a bumpin sound system"
hot girl two - "oh fuck yea im wet just thinkin about it"

bumpin sound system by MREIGN October 8, 2009

Bumped the House 

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

Bumped the House by Daylorb January 8, 2010

Bumpy Helmet 

Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.

"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."

Bumpy Helmet by Fergloch August 25, 2010

bumping crustys 

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

bumping crustys by willevans1972 April 19, 2011