wet butt

n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge

characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks

symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor

common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt

Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.

by mike February 22, 2004

wet toast

1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.

"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")

by squarehand May 7, 2007

wet suit

When a girl's pussy is both wet and tight. used for all ages of women.

frank: how was your night with melissa?
tom: man, it was awesome! she gave me the wet suit. i didn't need lube or anything!
frank: an old hag like her? damn!
tom: nothing like a good wet suit!

by meow meow kitty kitty November 5, 2009

Wet William

The uncomfortable result of hitting a bong filled with too much water. You get bong water on your lips, or even worse, in your mouth.

"Ohh, gross, Wet William."
"Did you still get a good hit?"
"(cough)...yeah"

by g-rock61 November 22, 2004

wet seal

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?

by TheDiscount April 28, 2011

wet salmon

Refers to a female who does not do anything during sex except lie there and take it.

"Rachel Geese is a wet salmon in bed."

by Mathias Bramson April 26, 2008

Wet Francesco

Similar to a wet willy, where one puts a finger in their mouth, then twirls it in an unassuming friends ear.

A Wet Francesco follows this same simple concept, only instead of a finger, a carrot is moistened in the mouth, and jammed into your friend's asshole

I cant believe it, as soon as Alfred fell asleep, Karam gave him a Wet Francesco!

by andorejunior September 27, 2010