by ya_boi_bob February 11, 2023
Get the Tim Nikolai Banal Yaomug. by Brass Pipe - Awakening July 14, 2022
Get the Timmug. A bald Russian who takes massive amounts of steroids also drinks a bit too much and folds. Literally.
by Fifkeisnsh January 6, 2020
Get the Timmug. by Dumbturtle6789 January 9, 2020
Get the Timmug. He's the most beautiful person you could ever ask for, inside and out. He never fails to make you laugh and is always there for you. You are so glad to know him, because nobody could ever replace him. Tim is always caring, so probably the most amazing father and husband. You should never let go of this smart, beautiful, kind, and good af looking Tim. But even these words can't describe someone like Tim.
by HisChihuahua December 29, 2016
Get the Timmug. Downright sexy man. Smart, funny, has a huge heart, and is usually your best friend. You would do anything to be with a Tim, and don't have the slightest idea or the courage to tell him. He has brown hair and amazing Brown eyes and gives the best hugs in the world. He's built like a God, even when he's out of shape. Every glance stolen at a Tim, will leave you breathless while your heart skips beats, but he's just your friend. At least he's the best friend you could ask for. He will always stick up for you, and will stop what he's doing to help you or talk to you. You can't help but love him. He's always down on himself and always dates sluts and crazy bitches full of drama, and gets really depressed when it doesn't work out with them.He has some depression problems but thats why you need a Tim so you can help him. If Tim says he loves you he means it
by <3 EVA May 3, 2022
Get the Timmug. When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
Get the Tim Hortons Thunderstormmug.