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The Wingman Technique

The Wingman Technique usually involves (and is best preformed with only one) friend accompanying another to a club or other social setting. If one friend finds a hot girl who is accompanied by an ugly friend (i.e. grenade), it is the sworn job and duty of the accompanying friend (the wingman) to occupy the ugly girl so his friend can get action with the hot girl. The revered duty and purpose of a wingman is to streamline the night for his friend as much as possible, tackling any obstacles and cockblocks.

up the wrong'un 

A description of anal sex, which has links with the west country region of the United Kingdom.
Can also be used when being downgrading to certain induviduals.
Last night Brenada was so horny that she made me flip her over and take her up the wrong'un!
He's so ugly I think he must of been conceived up the wrong'un!
up the wrong'un by jgk232 March 3, 2005

bleed the weasel 

Urinate, Take a piss, siphon the python, pee
Can you watch my drink for a minute, I just have to go and bleed the weasel.
bleed the weasel by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

jump in the water and fuck the fish 

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act
If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

eye of the whore 

To tell if a girl is a whore. Look into her eyes. There's a tiny gleam in their eye that tells you that they love to suck and fuck
Me: knew that bitch would suck my dick
Friend: How?
Me: saw it in her eyes, she had the eye of the whore
eye of the whore by FapMaster January 31, 2014

The Worst System Ever Made 

see virtual boy. You can only see red and black in those things.
The Worst System Ever Made has to be the Virtual Boy, seeing as it was a disgrace to the Nintendo name.