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passive aggressive suicide 

Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.
Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.

21st march Suicide day 

21st of march is the day we celebrate all those who died whishing them a happy holiday
Happy suicide day

*Jumps off a cliff*

oh well its still suicide day so lets dance!!!

That's how you celebrate 21st march Suicide day

California double suicide 

When the person driving a car gives road head to the passenger while driving on winding roads
Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!

Sexual Suicide 

To dismember your member. I cut off or cut out your sexual organs. See also castrate.
Eric knew he was never going to get laid so he committed sexual suicide to get it all over with. There was blood and semen everywhere.
Sexual Suicide by Joseph Poon June 27, 2004

Mass suicide 

Canadian army
"Wanna start a Canadian army?
I thought we were having a mass suicide
Same thing"
Mass suicide by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Facebook suicide note 

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.