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Ball spanking

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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Young spankman

A young apprentice who is learning under a master or spanktologist. Oftentimes the son of the spanktologist as the science is "handed" down from one generation to the next according to tradition.
Kaidon is a young spankman who aspires to learn all that his father, Derek has to teach, but hopes to surpass his knowledge in spanktology and bring it to another level.
by TimmyCee January 16, 2023
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Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"
Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?
by philmphan July 7, 2023
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nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend
Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?
by Icebergtip July 8, 2023
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mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.
I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.
by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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pan-spank-sual

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.

Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.

Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024
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