saltion

Its satan but the US government will except it as a name

Jayme: I want to name my child satan

Me: the government won't allow that
Jayme: ill spell it saltion and pronounce it satan

by yogirlatila_meme September 29, 2020

Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.

Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”

by uɐǝq October 13, 2020

Salt Water

Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.

Dont pay attention to salt water. It bad for your health.

by opyo December 30, 2020

salt

Sodium and Chlorine's son,now available on Ebay.

Chlorine:do we send salt on the orphanage?
Sodium:on Ebay and

by fyhrjdjdjf cant type anything January 11, 2021

salt the rocks

when you does the reach around at her grandparents funeral and her dad gives you a little wink

Yo i know it was a weird first date but did she salt the rocks?

by EPOCHWinery February 13, 2021

Salt lifestyle

The state of constant defiance to feeling in the wrong or defeated, these character types go about doing the honorable work in a quiet manner. Often looking to other’s to explain their own feelings of salt. It’s not a way of life that is chosen but it chooses you.

Benji was the only person worth any salt in the board room meeting that morning. It’s the salt lifestyle that gave Benji the foresight to recommend moving the staff entrance away from the fitness centre attached to the building.

by Don Pinche de Cabron February 17, 2021

salt and pepper in the macaroni

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.

Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021