Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...

1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.

by d3ngar December 17, 2009

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.

Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.

by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011

Squirrel

The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!

Person: Y u so mad

Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.

by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 2, 2020

squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

Squirrel

When you pack your nuts in a chicks mouth and she looks at you with a confused look.

I had this chick squirrel my nuts in her mouth like she was saving them for the winter.

by Squirrel Master 28 August 5, 2017

Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!

"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024