Short Hills

Millburn Short Hills is a bubble town. We are rich. We are fabulous. And just about every town in a 100 mile radius is pretty damn jealous. There is no poverty, no crime and no riffraff. We live in houses $750,000-6 million and drive Mercedes, beamers, range rovers and every other nice car imaginable. Our biggest concerns in the morning include deciding what color lacoste shirt to wear, and what seven jeans we should pair it with. Not to mention, our high school parking lot rivals that of a Ray Catena dealer. Our school system is practically private, and if you don’t get into an ivy/top 100 college, you might as well move. We shop in the finest boutiques and travel the world every school vacation. We excel in the soccer as well as the country club sports tennis, golf and fencing.

And oh yes,
The people who write that Millburn/Short hills is the armpit of America, well you’re just jealous because you aren’t rich and fabulous.

Millburn Short Hills is the "OC" of the east coast. we know you're jealous.

by MHS SENIORS 06 July 16, 2008

scortch

an insult; like a burn but cooler
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"

Jimmy: "Hector your mom's the size of Texas"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"

by Kinda Cool January 24, 2006

Short Circuit

A Song Created By Daft Punk in The 90's.Was First Released in a live concert called "Alive 1997".Was Re-Released On An Album in 2000 called "Discovery". This Song Contained Only One Sample : The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker by Prince.

I love the Song Short Circuit It's Very Electronic

by Retard-o-tron 2012 February 25, 2010

snortion

a small portion of an illegal snortable drug.

Give me a snortion of that yay.

by Snyllocness May 12, 2006

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021

short-lived

A word mispronounced by most everyone, meaning "one who has a short life," in the same fashion as "large-breasted" or "flat-footed." However, just as one says "lives" instead of "lifes," one says "lived" instead of "lifed."

His popularity was short-lived.

by Andre January 7, 2004

snortimer

A dog who snorts and makes other interesting noises when excited.

Our dog is a snortimer in the mornings, snorting and snuffling in his excitement to go to daycare.

by Astoria65 November 2, 2013