Skip to main content

Prometheus Labs, Inc.

Founded in 1892, Prometheus Labs was dedicated to researching anomalous objects for use in developing new technologies. Over the years, Prometheus Labs developed into a multinational conglomerate selling advanced and anomalous technologies to governments, militaries, and Groups of Interest. Throughout its history, Prometheus Labs displayed a nominal amount of cooperation with Foundation efforts to protect normalcy, and at times even collaborated with the Foundation, but refused to cease its study of anomalies and resisted Foundation oversight.

In 1998, following a long period of financial decline, the Prometheus Labs conglomerate was dissolved, resulting in the creation of numerous successor companies formed from its subsidiaries. The breakup of the conglomerate was fraught with technical and administrative difficulties, resulting in the loss of many products and the layoffs of numerous personnel. Most of the former projects of Prometheus Labs now in containment were recovered during this time, and many of its former employees were hired by the Foundation.
Prometheus Labs, Inc. is fuckign dead
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
mugGet the Prometheus Labs, Inc. mug.

Promo

The opposite of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out). It's Pride in Missing Out. It indicates a type of virtue signalling, a misplace pride. As in, I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones when you know you're talking to people who love the show.
That young lady suffers from serious PROMO; she declares that she's never seen one of the Star Wars movies.
by J-stroke April 14, 2019
mugGet the Promo mug.
Related Words

Promposity

1: characterized by excessive promptness or exaggerated promptness; pretentious: she was a staff member who gloried in arriving exactly on time.
2. Full of prompt replies or phrases; bombastic: a prompt, loud and rushed proclamation.
3. Archaic Characterized by promptness or excessively accurate horologistic displays.
Her Promposity gets us down so much we’ve considered altering her clocks.
by Snowied September 19, 2019
mugGet the Promposity mug.

Promotion juice

Promotion juice is an alcoholic beverage (usually straight Jaegermeister shots followed by a bottle of Becks) designed to enhance ones self belief and give them an enormous amount of courage. First discovered in 2010 in Amsterdam by a handful of event promoters who would down a few shots then hit the streets promoting with an enhanced feeling of confidence often resulting in more sales.
Better call into the pub and have some promotion juice
by EjEdwards November 14, 2019
mugGet the Promotion juice mug.

Promises

things boys named philip never keep
me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019
mugGet the Promises mug.

Promes

A puggish looking man with the bugged out eyes and a smooshed up face. Likely to be a weird ass and socially awkward in all situations. Laughs with his tongue sticking out exactly like a pug. Avoid in all situations but if encountered do not speak of fried chicken or Mexican food.
That promes be one weird bitch
by Edd437 December 5, 2019
mugGet the Promes mug.

Promiewomie

wow your such a promiewomie
by names11101 October 19, 2019
mugGet the Promiewomie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email