fucking mental bitch

something someone named philip calls you when he’s in a bad mood.
him: are you fucking kidding me you fucking mental bitch?!
you: what?
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 03, 2019
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Stupid

me
you: you're so fucking stupid
me: i know
by bellathefingmentalbitch January 20, 2020
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Promises

things boys named philip never keep
me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019
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Philip

there are two different types of philips
1) the adorable ones
-takes care of you
-respects you
-loves you
2) the players
-pretends to care
-talks trash about you to his friends
-fakes feelings
-hates you

the most scary ones are when they’re both. that shit be scary.
her: get over philip he’s such a dick..
me: but he’s so adorable when he wants to be
her: ya. when HE wants to be.

me: he’s a dick. but i couldn’t care less
her: you’re such a relatable dumb bitch.
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 20, 2019
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