there are two different types of philips
1) the adorable ones
-takes care of you
-respects you
-loves you
2) the players
-pretends to care
-talks trash about you to his friends
-fakes feelings
-hates you

the most scary ones are when they’re both. that shit be scary.

her: get over philip he’s such a dick..
me: but he’s so adorable when he wants to be
her: ya. when HE wants to be.

me: he’s a dick. but i couldn’t care less
her: you’re such a relatable dumb bitch.

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 19, 2019

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fucking mental bitch

something someone named philip calls you when he’s in a bad mood.

him: are you fucking kidding me you fucking mental bitch?!
you: what?

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 03, 2019

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