Promes

A puggish looking man with the bugged out eyes and a smooshed up face. Likely to be a weird ass and socially awkward in all situations. Laughs with his tongue sticking out exactly like a pug. Avoid in all situations but if encountered do not speak of fried chicken or Mexican food.

That promes be one weird bitch

by Edd437 December 5, 2019

Profesicus

A person whose mind is completely free. Who sees without limits, and views the world from out, of body like that of the spirit. Absent of judgment, not influenced by emotions, thoughts, or external static. But holds the power to blend soul with mind and eyes with soul as if they were the creator of the universe. Profoundly connected with everything and an enlightened understanding of the heavens far beyond that of space and time.

The man that spoke about the harmonious balance of loves heart was indeed himself Profesicus.

by Profesicus August 20, 2020

Strictly Professional

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.

-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.

by A Josexual November 15, 2020

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Professional Homeowner

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

by rainbowking January 30, 2023

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

by Garlic S August 25, 2020

Professional scorer

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

by TheYu February 25, 2021