by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 05, 2021
by FTL sauce July 03, 2017
Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.
by ex_lax70 June 29, 2017
Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.
It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"
by KevMic21 November 11, 2010
by boo_beez August 26, 2017
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020
Elijah Jinx. Caleb Butler. Someone who has little brain power to form simple thought's has nothing between their legs. Too weak to bench 135 someone who sucks more dick than their own mother
Fuckers
Fuckers
by Zachmotherfuckingdoyle December 21, 2016