Back door mind trap

When someone attempts using flawed logic to make you believe what they are saying is true.

Billy tried to do a back door mind trap on bobby. Bobby was too level headed for that bullshit.

by FTL sauce July 5, 2017

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.

It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.

If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"

by KevMic21 November 15, 2010

never don't mind about a thing

When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.

"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"

by boo_beez August 26, 2017

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

weak minded beta male pussy

Elijah Jinx. Caleb Butler. Someone who has little brain power to form simple thought's has nothing between their legs. Too weak to bench 135 someone who sucks more dick than their own mother

Fuckers

Oh you weak minded beta male pussy I can't believe you did that

by Zachmotherfuckingdoyle December 22, 2016

Get your mind outta the gutters

Something you say when someone is thinking dirty or perverted.

"Wow that's a huge tree..."

"That's what she said!"

"DUDE, get your mind outta the gutters!"

by wheresmikey November 29, 2007