machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.

Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew

by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018

machirulo

Argentinian word that was popularize by the ex president Cristina F. De Kirchner.
Sym. Machist, misogynist

Example:
- omg your friend greg listened what he just say? What an asshole.
- yeah, I know what a machirulo

by Julieta July 24, 2019

Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”

I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen

by Davedale August 30, 2019

Machine Gun Kelly Jelly

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds

Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything

by IssaMysteryy August 31, 2019

Maahil

Somewhat that discretely browses hentai while at work.

Person A: He's back at it again.
Person B: *sigh* Such a maahil .

by devil-chan October 21, 2019

machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.

*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr

by onecigonedrag0filter October 27, 2019

Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020