Valley Kid 

A soulless child age 10 to 18 doomed to wander the valley searching for meaning in life. Seen wearing expensive streetware or your average thirft shop mama jeans and cap. Always smoking cigarettes with other valley kids in 7/11 parking lots or allies, flashing fake IDs or talking about those who made it out of the valley. Many try to emulate the "valley look" as its a sign of being "cool" but it's obvious who the fakers are. A real valley kid would never admit to being one...
Occasionally see them throwing signs of a side ways peace sign around their eyes, but nowadays those who do this are fakers as the trend has died.

I miss Stein, he was a true valley kid.

Valley Kid by Suckdickfornicegarms June 6, 2016

Mincraft kid 

the elite kids

Mincraft kids are better then fornite kids

Mincraft kid by sami_thegoat November 3, 2020

Peachtree Corners Kid 

A rich, white, and latino suburbanite lives in Peachtree Corners, Georgia. Peachtree Corners kids usually wear brands such as Southern Tide, Polo Ralph Lauren, The Northface, Vineyard Vines, and Southern Fried Cotton. They often excel at "sports" such as Cross Country, Tennis, football, basketball, softball and Lacrosse. They also usually live in fancy neighborhoods such as Amberfield, Peachtree Station, Vinefield, and Linfield.

Wow! He's wearing Sperry's. He's probably a total Peachtree Corners Kid!

Peachtree Corners Kid by Jett Miller January 30, 2018

fat kid diabetes 

Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.

Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.

fat kid diabetes by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008

expat kid 

The child of an expatriate. Expatriates are professionals transferred/posted to another country for work purposes. They may spend anywhere from ten months to ten years overseas, and their salaries are often as big as their egos. With nearly all expenses paid for, expat kids are enrolled in the most expensive international schools available in their host country. As a result of being surrounded by their own elite kind all the time, most expat kids are spoilt, smart, arrogant and very fashionably-dressed.

If they move around the globe at least twice, expat kids evolve into Third Culture Kids (TCK)s.

Girl 1: I can't wait to watch Gossip Girl tonight!
Girl 2: Ha, why bother? It's practically based off our lives! Only Blaire and Serena are actually native New Yorkers and not foreigners.

Guy 1: So, which high school do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Singapore American School, bitch.
Guy 1: Shit, you must be loaded! You an expat kid or something?
Guy 2: Damn right I am!

expat kid by A pauper among princes March 1, 2010

Quiet kid 

The quiet kid is usually a kid in school who is considered quiet and/or silent. In meme culture the quiet kid is considered the most badass person in the class and be able to kick everybody's ass. Example of this is include Light Yagami from Death note and Onision's self inserts in his books. Alot of the quiet kid memes is likely there for the author to self insert themself as a cool kid since alot of internet users was themself quiet as a kid. Alot of the jokes also revolve aroud "school shooting happens, lol"

student 1: "Hi"
Quiet kid 1: "..."

Quiet kid by Wulmer May 31, 2021

trophy kid 

A kid who's parents were irresponsible and had out of a desire for self-validation rather than a genuine interest in parenting.

Trophy kids are most common in the hood where overweight welfare moms have kid after kid just to validate their sense of self worth, and where deadbeat dads knock women after woman up without supporting their offspring and equate their manhood with the number of chicks they've gotten pregnant.

Negligent parents are known to share picture after picture of their kids on Facebook but loathe the actual responsibilities that come with parenting, because their kids are just trophy kids

trophy kid by Anon989989 October 14, 2016