1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.
2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19
2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19
Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.
by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008
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When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.
Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.
by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008
Get the Instant Pestering mug.While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."
Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
by cole p February 5, 2009
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by basshunter2 April 5, 2010
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by A-Malogna June 14, 2010
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