fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Eat duck

The term Eat Duck is used by Marines. It means eat quickly! On the run and move on.

Drill instructors at MCRD always hollered lets go , lets go, lets go! Eat duck !! (Eat like a duck)

by Fatherknosebest June 18, 2016

duck sasuage

Duck on down and get you some
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)

Do you like duck sasuage?
- what is duck sausage?
"Duck on down and get you some"

by Fitzclash April 30, 2016

Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs

*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz

by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020

Cunt Duck

As ducks make a repetitive quack sound, saying cunt repetitively makes a duck like noise. Usually used by young males in public to draw attention.

Uh oh, here comes the cunt duck!! CUNT CUNT CUNT!!

by Charles Fucking Money August 9, 2012