douche

Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.

"You're such a douche!"

by Dave April 16, 2004

douche-cunt

a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me

d00d your being a total douche-cunt.

by fo_scho May 4, 2006

douché

A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.

You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!

by bryanwn October 23, 2009

Douche fag

When Douche bag isnt bad enough of an insult and you really hate

Wow that kid is a Douche Fag, did you see that

by Dekode May 6, 2009

douche nazi

A person who insist that their vagina must be clean, by any extant.

Austin being the total douche nazi, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his vagina out before we could go out to eat.

by Austin Zimmerman June 1, 2009

douche-nozzle

the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat

your a douche-nozzle

by paige January 18, 2005

douche bitch

A person who you hate A LOT. Worse than calling them a douche bag. This person is majorly annoying and they have somehow pissed you off to the fullest extreme ever possible.

Kevin, my ex, is such a douche bitch! He seriously fucked my sister last weekend!

by Ms. Charming says FU March 14, 2005