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cat person

cat person n. /kat pərs(ə)n/

1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets

2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess

3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance

4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex

ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)
1. Oh Robert wouldn't have a dog, he's a cat person.

2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.

3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.

4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.
by DancingFedora February 25, 2018
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cat fucker

one who inserts their penis into a cats asshole or vagina for lack of a real human to do it to. That can be caused by ugliness, a deformity in the penis, other defects unattractive to females, or just being plain bored off your ass.
That dude is a total cat fucker, he couldnt get real pussy if he tried.
by napoleondynamite June 16, 2005
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cat code

The Cat Code is the unwritten vow that Cats and Cat Crews alike live and stand by, Cats must always obey the terms of the Cat Code and must never undermined, question or speak about the CC (Cat Code) with any other non Cat, under any circumstances.
The only for sure known rule of the Cat Code is that Cats always have each others back, no matter what, over everything else, each Cat within a Cat Crew will kill or die for any other member no questions asked.
by Cat#243 January 19, 2012
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Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.
Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.
by Ken Kennedy December 16, 2012
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Cat that ate the canary

Used to describe the look on someone’s face when they are satasfied with something they’ve done, said, or experienced...
Person One: *Finishes Puzle*
Person Two: Well don’t you look like the cat that ate the canary...
by TheCrunchy October 18, 2018
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Cat Shagger

imma shag a cat because im shane dawson the cat shagger
by GMO Free October 2, 2019
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cat fucker

one who sticks his male genatailia into a felines anus
by hehe12345 June 19, 2009
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