man balloon

a man balloon is another name for a condom

he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor

by edgyeddy1405 November 3, 2021

Juliet Balcony

Relating to penis size, a Juliet balcony is a micropeen, while a large penis is referred to as a deck

Wow, Lucas has a nice Juliet Balcony.

by Straightboofin September 11, 2021

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

making balloon animals

When two men cross penis's and try to bend and twist them around one another.

I walked in on Kevin and Dave making balloon animals

by Dudeman2007 September 26, 2021

water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.

Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?

by zachmau5 December 6, 2021

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021