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Twat-guac

Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.
"Girl, go wash that twat-guac, little nasty."
by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016
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twat

being hoe 24/7
#maddid #twat
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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Twat Sprocket

a delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer
Man , Albert is a twat sprocket! I asked him to answer a simple question and he retorted with baseless insults!
by EG6785 November 11, 2016
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Twat Tease

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017
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Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.
Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display
by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017
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twat meister

Look at the twat meister, he shoots , he scores , she's sore
by words4play March 23, 2017
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Twat

1. A person who's being nasty or rude

2. Usually used as synonym for a cheater, liar or just a useless person
3. Synonym for the word cunt
4. Actually a slang word for the female genitals
1. She is bullying everyone, what a twat!
2. This twat doesn't deserve you, he slept with your best friend!

3. Cunt, Vagina, Pussy, ...
4. Could you see her twat? Her skirt was extremely short
by Julie W March 23, 2017
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