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Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.
Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!
by KSAComedy March 20, 2011
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uni pack

Totally buried (by flab) abdominal muscles in the configuration of a back pack. The exact opposite of a “six pack,” the definition of which is: “Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.”
A uni pack could be described as: “Undefined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a two-liter bottle of Coca Cola carried in a school back pack that is already full of homework.”

Used by Jillian Michaels on 'Rachael Ray' 11/15/2011.
"Oh man, Bert's sure missing a six pack."
"Yeah, but he's not missing his uni pack." (snickers)
by =DSA. November 15, 2011
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Variety Pack

When someone exchanges an item for money, but hands the supplier a mixture of bills; usually with a 10, a 5 and five 1's, or a mixture of the following. The term is often used when referring to a drug deal.
Yo i just hooked that guy up fat and he had the nerve to hand me a Variety Pack!

I really want to go pick up but all I have is this Variety Pack of bills.

Just hooked up my friend, he gave me a Variety Pack, it's all good though I needed some one's.
by Myloz December 4, 2010
mugGet the Variety Packmug.

four pack

noun.

similar to a six pack, but of Guinness cans.

There are four to a pack.
Lets crack this four pack.
by viciousk September 14, 2009
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Rumble Pack

The act of shaking an unsuspecting victim during urination. Often results in expelling urine on the toilet seat, shoes, pants, or in some extreme cases, the hand.
I need to buy some shoe cleaner man, homeboy just rumble packed me and now my ice creams are all yellow.
by Will Langenberg November 28, 2007
mugGet the Rumble Packmug.

double-pack

The proper term for holding a weapon in each hand. Often confused with the incorrect term of "akimbo".
by Bob April 20, 2003
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pack rat

1) A nick name given to those who find the insertion of small rodents into the lower colon via the anal sphincter to be sexually stimulating.(see Richard Gere)
2) A person who can not throw away anything that, in their mind has value of any kind, and so begin meticulously filing away, in the style of the pack rat found in nature.
3) A species of rodent
1) Richard Gere was reported to have had a gerbil inserted up his ass, making him a different kind of pack rat.
2)Everyone knows a person who can't throw junk away, they're pack rats.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
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